Wednesday, November 30, 2005

One with the darkness...

I kinda miss this blogging. Seemed almost years since I last blogged. Sad to say, nothing interesting happened so far in life and it could be as miserable as the last entry if not worse. The weather had been pretty unpredictable over here. I see the clear sky, sun shining through and just when I thought it was all clear and beautiful, I get hit by a shower down the road. Happened so many times lately. Today was another time. The weather was nice and cloudy, my kind of weather where it isnt too hot nor cold. And Ive already entered the gates of my workplace. Shelter was just a minute away or maybe less and it suddenly poured so fucking heavily that by the time i reached shelter, i was fucking wet. And beautifully enough, the rain stopped right after I reached shelter. Half my mind tells me that God up there mocks people by peeing on them.

Anyway, enough with the sad post. Its a Thursday and Saturday is just around the corner. Cant believe the most anticipated event of the century is finally just around the corner. And I will be off this Friday and will start work only on Tuesday. Did my colleague a favor by swapping off days with him. It would have been perfect if I had some plans up my sleeves but then again, having plans would be a rare treat.

Oh, and the roster for next week is finally out. Next month I mean. I had forever been disappointed whenever I anticipate something. This time I anticipated, not really anticipated, I told my team leader that I wanted off the shift next month. However, thanks to the company law that annual leaves cannot be carried forward to the coming year, everyone is busy finishing their annual leaves. Which leaves the company no choice but to put me in shift again. Oh, and to make life better, I got 3 out of 4 weeks midnight. Muahahahhaha

Im loving life.


Thursday, November 24, 2005

Finally, my weekend

2 weeks without leave seemed to last almost forever. Thank goodness the working streak has come to an end. Finally my off days are here. But then again, now that it is my offday, i start to wonder why am I all excited about it. Its now 3 hours after working hours and I am still here in office. Tomorrow would just be another day. Well, the only plans for this weekend would be watching Harry Potter which everyone has already watched , be it once or twice, and steamboat with Lobak I guess. Sigh. Quite a waste of a good weekend I guess. Haha No offense whatsoever to Lobak.

Find it hard to accept that life is this sucky.

Starting to hate life...again...

Wonder which would be a better option -slitting the wrist or hanging from the fan (hmmm, this will most probably bring the fan down, so i guess its a no!). Maybe should just slit the dick and die watching porn.

Damn...even my humour is getting bad...


Sunday, November 20, 2005

Summary of my current life

"So, hows life?" I was asked this question by a friend.

I replied that I was either at office or at hostel only. The hostel is just where I have my bath and sleep only. Im back to office right after I wake up. Dont bother taking my meal as I dont even feel hungry. Yea, I only take one meal a day (but I eat that meal like a horse). Spend about 8 hours a day max in hostel and the rest 16 hours in office.

That is my life now. What else can I do? My friend (my ex's good friend) thinks that I was torturing myself over the break up. Does my life sound that depressing or bad? What else does she expect me to do? She asks me why dont I relax at home? I wonder if I can call something that empty and lonely home. Even the one in Puchong. Havent been back in a month already. Bet its collecting dust all over the place.

Another friend said my life is pretty happening. Langkawi orgy, latest air bus, golden lounge, fishing and the getting drunk at bbq. Besides these events, I wonder if there is anything else that I have done. I havent been doing anything at all. Not even at work. Hate going home to that empty place. Hate being alone but I am.

Made some arrangements. Hope to change my lifestyle. Hope life changes.

But then again, hope is something people hold on to when they have nothing else.

Wish life changes. Wish...another hopeless word.

Just some thoughts of a bored guy. Im still alive...


Friday, November 18, 2005

KLIA BBQ Party

Woke up in bed naked and with a splitting headache. Nothing suprising about the naked part as I usually sleep naked. The funny thing was, the last thing I recalled was partying with my colleagues and gang at the opposite apartment, which was also on the 4th floor. Had no recollection of walking home and snuggling under my warm comfortable comforter.

Putting the unimportant facts aside, yea, we had a bbq party last night. Was supposed to have it downstairs but it rained, so we had it in the balcony. Bad mistake. Most of the smoke went inside the house instead of outside as how we expected it to be. The whole place was pretty stuffy and smoky. But nobody gave a damn. Of course, we were all under the influence of alchohol. It was my first time drinking myself silly. Till I couldnt recall what the hell I did the next morning. It was a good party. Really had fun, lots of food and nothing to drink but alchohol.

Anyway, enough of the boring textual story. Lets move on to the pics.

 
Where we had the bbq. Basically, the place was too small for people to gather there. So there could only be one chef at a time. I spent most of the time barbequing and downing alchohol there. It wasnt as stuffy there and it was much more cooling compared to indoors. The guy barbequing now is Vernon who was supposed to be taking his gal for dinner, but instead came to our bbq. So, anyone reading this, do him a favor by not letting his gal see this pic. Vernon, if you are reading this, lets just say im still under alchohol influence. You cant blame a drunken guy.

 
The pail where we marrinated the chicken and sausages with teriyaki sauce. Nothing special about the marination but the important fact i would like to highlight here would be the pail. Well, i was quite suprised to see the chicken in that pail as ive gone through a lot with that pail. Fishing, mopping the floor, sand stealing and laundry. Of course the pail was washed properly but I just love looking that the faces of the people chomping on the food and when I tell them the other usages of the pail.

 
Our main source of liquid for the day. Would like to thank our sponsor, Mr. Udaya.

 
More beer

 
Chivas brought by Aik Seng. The second bottle we downed. He had doubts about finishing that bottle but it went down almost instantly. Enjoyed drinking it on the rocks. Went well with coke too.

 
The charred bbqed chickens. Were snatched up in a ziffy. Some complained about the burnt chicken and cancer, but then again, those were words from faggers. So, how health conscious can they be.

 
The smoky and stuffy hall

 
Our sponsor for liquor, Mr Udaya, posing with our first bottle Scotch. As you can see, the alchohol had already started to kick in.

 
My muslim ... I mean Hindu friend, Muniandy posing with his favourite drink. Shouldnt be a problem with this picture as he s pretty well censored.

 
The dance competition between the two drunkard. The highlight of the night.

 
An obvious picture of me having some drink. Was nick named Red Lantern that night as my face was redder than my shirt. Just a sign of good blood circulation. Thats all.

 
Things started to turn nasty when we ran low on alchohol. More of the survival of the fittest.

 
Mr. Muniandy feeling high and trying to be one with the sky.

 
Mr. and Mrs. Ryan. The couple who provided the bbq equiptments. Few of those who didnt drink.

 
Our team leader barbequing cockles. Tasted quite good and goes well with liquour.

 
We really thrashed the place. Thank god it wasnt my unit. Muahaha

It was a great party. But being a non frequent drinker, I guess I went over my limit. Woke up once during the night to puke and woke up feeling all dehydrated and fucked up. Even now as Im writing this, im still a bit shaky in the head. Guess I ll be okay after a few more trainings.


Thursday, November 17, 2005

wet, cold and numb

Here i am...drenched to the bone. The rain was so heavy that my raincoat rendered useless against the raging wind and rain. Starting to feel the chill now in my bone. Wonder if i ll last the night or die of hypothermia.

If I die, I love you guys. If I dont, well, life goes on.

Tired of getting drenched in the raging rains, scorched by the blazing sun, the feeling of someone breathing down my neck when I travel in roads of total darkness and of course, the uncertain feeling of how long the tyres can carry me before it blows again. It d be nice to fetch someone for a change instead of being fetched all the time. Will be able to go to a place eventhought it is far away...

Sigh. Its time to get a car... if i surive the night.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

The A380 Air Bus

Finally, the most anticipated plane of the millenium touched down in KLIA - the A380 air bus. The largest passenger jet of all time was here. Right here in KLIA. With the capacity for 840 passengers, this giant really made the Boeing 747 look like a toy. My colleagues were pretty excited about it. For me, I was just like, "Oh new plane, wow..." The only plane I was interested in was my own aeroplane.

Anyhow, it wasnt something you see everyday so I was kinda into it as well. Finally, I am able to go into the hangar to snap pictures of the place without feeling stupid or watched. Remembered trying to take pictures of the planes the first day I started working, and I was warned by my friend to stop if I didnt want my camera smashed up.

Alright, ignore the crappy intro and enjoy the pictures.


A huge crowd welcoming the plane. I guess all operations for KLIA cargo must have stunted during this period of time.

 
Another view of the giant

 
My private jet

 
Found this short truck really cute. It started to emit smokes when it started to pull the air bus into the hangar.

 
Wonder what water do they collect with this


 
The hangar's water canons for fire emergency

 
Started having my shower here when the water at hostel got cut off

 
A photon canon

 
Sticking of MAS designs.

 
Touching up of MAS logo

 
Side view of the A380

 
Our tailo looking small beside a plane's engine (not the A380)

 
More views of the hangar

 
The A380's head which looks like a dolphin to me. My colleague said it looks like a turtle.

 
Other planes

 
More pictures of hangar...

 
Photograph of colleague photographing

 
Nose of some small Boeing

Most of the pictures turned out pretty bad due to the poor lighting. I just hate night photography. Anyhow, hope you enjoyed the pictures.


Sunday, November 13, 2005

H20

Life had been really colorful recently. A lot of stuff happening around my life nowadays, be it good or bad.

The latest event added to my spicy life would be the cut of water in my hostel. Finished my midnight shift and was looking forward to a good bath and sleep. Stepped into the now cleaned bathroom, stood under the shower gloriously naked and turned the shower knob.

Only one or two drops of water dripped out of the shower.

Went around the house looking for water only to find all the taps out. Felt like screaming. Bad thing about being a bathing freak is having water taken away from you. Went to bed feeling pretty uncomfortable, woke up, zoomed off to office and bathed in the toilet here. Luckily its a weekend. Wouldnt be a nice sight carrying toiletries and towel around a big company on a working day.

Sigh. Now, I hate the hostel.


Saturday, November 12, 2005

Fishing once again

Spent several hours the other day fixing my reel. It can be really frustrating trying to fix something with zero knowledge on the subject. Got it fixed somehow and i vowed to use the rod no matter what.

So, the chance came when my colleagues and I were discussing what to do the next day. The topic of fishing came up and we decided to go fishing at a new place. Destination : Some pool behind INTI College.

 
The serene pool behind the college

 
Fixing of the equiptment

 
Came well prepared this time with two baits : Crickets and chicken feed

 
Colleague fishing

 
Catching small shrimps for bait. So basically we tried three kinds of bait.

 
The focus and mood wasnt there after a while, so our friend tried to entertain us with a little jig.

 
Some pics of the surrounding nature

 
Mama hopper and baby hopper

Conclusion of the trip, number of fishes caught = zero.
Species of fish confirmed: Talapia.
Size: Double the size of the ones caught at KLIA stream.
Difficulty: Hard.
Excitement: Low (happens when you dont even get one bite.)

Sigh.

Small changes in life

After reading Neo's blog on sex in toilets, I got aroused and decided to make some small changes.

 
before

 
after

 
before

 
after

Found the bowl so different and clean from the former, it almost looked drinkable. Hoho Maybe I should celebrate by sleeping in the toilet for a night.


Thursday, November 10, 2005

Langkawi Vacation

Finally, after a good 3 days vacation, here I am, back to my midnight shift and blogging already. It was a great vacation, especially after being numb from all the dullness and boredom of life. It was an unplanned vacation which went smoothly with the flow and no time to waste. Alright, lets go through the vacation again. With pictures~!

Pre vacation day

Was supposed to finish my shift at midnight, back to hostel, pack up and get some rest. Ended up OT-ing till 8am in the morning doing some stupid shit. Plans backfired. Rushed home, packed some stuff and zoomed to Puchong to get some other stuff. Picked up Layin and went to KLIA to board the transit there. Went to Midvalley next to get some so called necessities -sandals and some flowery pants. Ended up spending 300 bucks even before starting the holiday. Have very weak resistance against worldly temptations. Sigh~!

Anyway, what is done is done. So we took the Putra line to Setiawangsa where Meiseen came to pick us up. I almost boarded the wrong car. Must have given the driver the shock of his life there. Reached Meiseen's place and was served some great home cooked food. To her mom's delight, I finished most of the food. "No more leftovers" she said. Took a bath, helped her parents peel some herbal leaves and took a nap. Meiseen was totally engrossed with her work and forgot all about me. Luckily, I made myself at home. Perhaps too much at home. Woke up an hour before midnight and Meiseen's mom drove us to Pudu for us to board the midnight bus.

 
The excited gals posing in the bus

 
They can pose in any style.

The ride to Kuala Perlis was about 7 hours. Freaking long. All i remember during the journey was me praying that my bladder didnt burst. One thing Im always concious about when Im on bus trips. We were pretty excited about the trip and could hardly sleep. Enthusiasm was pretty high. We reached there and took the ferry to Langkawi.

Day 1

 
So much for the enthusiasm

Alright~! We are on the island. First thing we had to do was to get the rented vehicle, hotel, and activity packages. Basically, we went there with an unconfirmed hotel reservation and lots of ambigious stuff. So, you can say that we went there without any preparations. We bargained and got what we wanted. RM50 a day for the car, RM75 a night for the hotel ( we stayed at Eagle Bay Resort) and RM130 each for the marine park and island hoping (the two main attractions of Langkawi).

 
Welcome to Langkawi

 
The agency where we got all our stuff. Basically, all the agency there have the same packages and price. Its all about bargaining but most of them have the same lowest price.

We got to the hotel and checked in. One of the worst hotels ive ever been to. The room was kinda dirty, the floor was made out of those sticky kitchen tiles, the toilet's floor was made of those outdoor tiles and it was leaking everywhere in the toilet. The gals got very gatal later that night when they were under the blanket. Well, thanks to the hotel, we spent most of the time outside. Anyway, in case u missed the hotel's name, it would be Eagle Bay Resort. Wouldnt be a good choice for anyone visiting Langkawi. And so, our vacation began.

Our first destination was the Underwater world. We had to go there because we were to meet at a jetty in that area for the island hopping later on. Went looking around for lunch and found out that food was scarce there. Regretted not stopping by the earlier KFC and McD we saw. Ended up eating some shitty food at the Underwater world. Had a quick lunch and went to get the tickets for the Underwater world. They raised the ticket charge to RM28 now. We managed to get some discount using our student cards. Later found out that they expanded the place a bit,by adding some sections and a lame 3d Cinema. Yea, it was pretty lame. Cheap, broken 3d glasses and we could hardly see the 3d. The gals havent been there before and they were fascinated by the huge fishes and stuff. I just visited it two years ago and it havent change much, so most of the time, sushi was on my mind.

 
Our faithful map where we got around with

 
Meiseen became horny at the sight of the huge anaconda

 
Lovely flamingos

 
Meiseen's evil twin

 
Hmmmmm....no comment

 
Took some pictures here while waiting for the 3d movie to begin

 
Underwater world entrance. Only here I started to realise that I was being manipulated as a photographer and really regretted not bring a tripod. Urgh~!

After the Underwater world, we got drove to the jetty to board the speedboat for Island Hopping. We were to visit 3 nearby islands namely Pulau Dayang Bunting, some island for eagle feeding and Pulau Singa Besar. I just loved the speed boats. Never got bored of the wind in my face and it was really fast, unlike the ferry. Spent about an hour for each activity.

Some pictures I took at the jetty while waiting for the speedboat to arrive.

 
Some fisherman's boat

 
The camera that we didnt use coz of battery problem

 
Bitch fight

 
Finally, a threesome picture

 
And off we went

 
The traditional V-pose

 
The cliff in the cartoon Lion King was taken after this island

 
Beautiful Islands in the area

 
Monkeys that didnt give a fuck to us humans

 
More scenery

 
A beautiful place to swim. The water here was freshwater eventhought connected to the sea. The foreigners were enjoying themselves diving and sommersaulting into the water. Us? The gals didnt have their swimsuits on so we just enjoyed the scenery. My biggest regret here was to accidentally delete a picture later on of this beautiful foreigner who wore a bikini and a tight white tshirt over it. Basically i was enjoying that scenery...

 
We could rent padal boats and kayaks but the time there was limited...or you can call us cheap asses.

 
"Fresh air is good for the boobs!"

 
One unique thing which they had there was this thing called fish massage. They had thousands of catfishes in that pond and once you put ure feet in it, the fishes will come and swim around ure legs giving you a so called massage. The fishes were slimy and it was really ticklish. Meiseen kept couldnt even keep her feet in there for a second.

 
Some tree root which they say looks like a raindeer and they started imagining becoming santarinas. Rudolf the tree root.

 
On the way to the next activiy - eagle feeding

 
This was a great place. The tour guide threw some chicken skin into the water and the eagles would come swooping down to get their food. The whole sky was filled with eagles and it was truly a magnificient sight.

The final island was just some normal island where we could play on the beach. Spent an hour there playing with the sand, water and taking pictures.

 
Was tempted to try this parachute thing but 70 bucks for a 5 minute thrill seemed kinda costly.


 
Short kiwi

 
Meiseen the decoy and some Japanese dude she had her eyes on.

After the island hopping, we went for the cable car ride. If you havent been here during your Langkawi trip, you havent been to Langkawi. At first I thought that it was just some lame cable car thing just like Genting Highlands. Boy, was I wrong. The place here was magnificient. The cliffs were almighty high and were 90 degrees vertical. Our cable car went up at an angle of 45 degrees. Spent most of the time imagining Laurent shitting in his pants if he was with us. Once we reached the top, we could see the whole Island and the sight was breathtaking. Took some pictures there but believe me, the pictures are nothing like the real view.

 
View from top

 
The steep cable car

 
The view from top 2

 
On the top of Langkawi

 
A hanging bridge which we later went to

 
The cool cable car station at the summit

 
Getting horny at the hanging bridge

Basically, the cable car trip marked the end of day one. We came down, and went looking around for dinner. Had some seafood which wasnt really good and went to snap more pictures at a nearby area. Went to get some boost, drank and slept blissfully that night. Woke up with Meiseen smoking beside me....

Day 2

Day 2 was basically scheduled for the Marine Park, Pulau Payar. Woke up about 8, had some crappy breakfast at the hotel and went down to the jetty.

 
A picture we took at the huge Eagle statue near the jetty


 
On top of the boat taking us to Pulau Payar. Applied the sun tan lotion and started sun bathing on top of the boat. Only Layin hid from the sun as she becomes black fast. Meiseen was desperate to add some life to her dead legs and hands. I was enjoying the scenery of others getting a tan.

 
Me enjoying the scenery. Notice Meiseen the decoy on the left

 
Me enjoying the scenery two. Thanks to Layin the decoy. The poor gal didnt know wat was decoy and thought I was taking her. LOL Wicked.

 
Shark feeding. These bloody sharks eat fried chicken. And fried rice...

The main activity here was the fish feeding and snorkeling. We went snorkeling around the place and really enjoyed the underwater scenery. Too bad Meiseen had some problem with her gear. She first took a kids snorkel set where the snorkel was too short and water kept going into her mouth. Changed it for another set where water went into her goggles. LOL

Most memorable part of the marine park was me asking Meiseen to check the shark out. This poor gal was really afraid of sharks. She was slowly heading back to shore when I saw a shark underwater. Thinking that she havent seen a shark before I called out to her. My intentions were harmless and should have sounded like this "Meiseen, hey, check out the shark! Its really beautiful!" But I went "MEISEEN~!! SHARK!! BEHIND YOU!!!!" The poor gal started free styling in front with full speed. I almost drowned from laughter.

After that, we had a lunch break. The food was crappy but it was the most delicious crappy food ever. Snorkeling made us really hungry and thirsty. After that we spent more time sun basking at the beach.

 
Baywatch wannabe

 
Meiseen was still angry at me for hacking her blog

Went back to the hotel and had our bath. After that, we went to a nearby town where we went shopping for chocolates and liquour. It was a chinese town and we had a pretty good dinner there. Got some liqour and chips for the night. Really semangat at that time saying that we wont sleep that night and stuff. We had vodka, sprite and 2 liters of Asahi beer for the night.

Got ourselves high with vodka and sprite and started playing cards. Layin was kinda lucky at cards, I had to finish almost a whole packet of irish cream chocolates which tasted kinda bad and Meiseen almost finished the whole packet of wasabe nuts. The poor thing almost died. Soon, we started bottoms-up ing the vodka and soon the gals knocked off. Bloody hell. I still had 2 litters of beer to finish. Too bad the fainted gals didnt get me sexcited. Started drinking alone, trying to finish up the beer as I wanted to bring back the nice beer bottle. Ended up pretty drunk and layed in bed stoned. Soon, I puked everything out. Must have been the sprite which caused lots of gas in my stomach.

Layin was sleeping peacefully but poor Meiseen was having some major headache and she was freezing over there. I ended up being her slave for the night.

 
The alchohol we bought

 
The alchohol and chocolates we bought

 
The shivering kiwi wrapped under warm material

 
A picture I took when I was drunk and that was 10 seconds before I puked every shit out

Day 3

Day 3 was spent travelling home basically. Too bad we didnt really have a happy ending. Had some problem with the bus operator and ended up pissed and angry with them. Almost didnt get the ticket home. In the end, they managed to secure us a bus home.

The ride home was a gruelling 9 hours trip. Fucking bus basically stopped everywhere and that made the journey damn bloody slow.

Anyhow, we really enjoyed the holiday and already looking forward to the next. Will get more people for the next one. Destination: Sabah.

 
Meiseen not wanting to go home

 
Final picture of the trip. Tired but horny, i mean happy faces