Open Season

Its been a pretty long time since I last laughed my ass off in a cinema. This movie is a must watch. Did I just hear Lobak go "Wtf? I'm too good for some shitty kid movie!". Hmmmm. Better get my hearing checked one of these days.

Anyway, this movie is the cutest thing I've ever seen in a while. I know cute sounds kinda gay but heck, those criters are so damn cute. Simply put, this movie is cute, funny and short.

For the first time in a while, I wasn't frustrated, bored and pissed off after watching a movie. Good stuff.

Dead Or Alive The Movie

I rather be dead.

Somehow, I have a talent for picking bad movies. Really bad ones. Then it reflected on me. I was the chosen one. Chosen to sacrifice time, frustrations and the price of a movie ticket and a large popcorn. And it is my destiny to warn others of these trash movies so that they do not suffer the same fate. Let’s hope I’m not too late.

I didn’t even plan to watch a movie that day. But loitering alone in a shopping complex somehow made me change my mind. I accidentally stepped into the cinema’s lobby and found myself looking at a list of movies that weren’t appealing at all. Then I came face to face with the D.O.A poster. Right away, images of the DOA I know came flooding through my mind. When I came to my senses, I was already munching popcorn and sipping coke in the cinema.

The show started and in 5 minutes, the nightmare began. When I contemplating on watching the movie, I was thinking how bad a movie could be. Well, it couldn’t have been worse. Fake CG, ugly chicks, boring fight scenes, and ridiculous story line. Urgh. A complete disaster. Even the attempt to spice up the movie with hot and sexy scenes was a total turn off.

What I was expecting:


Ayane the babe


Kasumi the adorable


Tina the beauty


What I saw:


Ayane the eyesore


Kasumi the horrible


Tina the bullshit

Call me sick but I rather fap to those CG gals than those real gals featured in the movie.

An American Haunting

Second bad movie in a row. I wonder if I'm just not meant to watch movies or was it just retribution for the fake MC I took the next day.

An American Haunting. My first horror film in a while. Had always wondered why people pay money to scare the shit out of themselves. Don't blame me for this mentality. Those were the exact words of my dad. Anyway, the movie was a big piece of shit, even shittier than Superman. On the second thought, I might actually enjoy Superman already.

A ghost show is supposed to be eerie and spooky, but this show was just filled with sudden loud noise accompanied by something that suddenly jumping out from a corner. Who wouldn't get shocked from that? Even if you're anticipating it, the sudden bursting sound effect and stuff will surely make you jump a little. And that fucking show did that every 5 minutes. At the end of the show, I was all stiffed up from all that bullshit. And it was those kind of movies where I go wtf when the credits suddenly come rolling.

Sigh.

Time to go back to books.

Flesh Frenzy

Was chatting with a friend when the topic of groping in public places came up. Basically, almost everyone of her friends has experienced being a victim of sexual harassment. Being pinched in the ass and groped in the tits was quite a norm, but one of her friend's experience was pretty disturbing. There was this guy rubbing at her ass, and she found out later that her back was filled with semen. The guy fucking masturbated on her on the LRT. And I thought that this kinda scenes only happen in hentai manga. It's time to start inventing something like a portable penis cleaver or ripper.

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Watched 'Superman Returns' last night and I was so hoping for the sequal 'The Death of Superman'. One of the most boring shows I've ever seen so far. A freaking long movie where this 'lelaki besi' (I wonder how they are gonna translate Iron Man if that show ever comes out) goes around saving people with no actual enemy to defeat. Urgh. Why do I always have to choose to watch the sucky shows.

Should have just watched Remp-it.

Misi seludup burger ke panggung wayang

Been a while since I last went to the movies. Met up with a couple of high school buddies and chilled around for a bit. Any invitation from a friend now seems like a chance to escape from the isolation and insanity. Did the normal chilling out, where we spend hours talking crap while trying to get our money worth by downing as many mugs of fruit juices possible at Chilis.




Watched "She's The Man" which was just another teen movie to me. The normal campus guy gal stuff. Anyway, screw my usual lame movie review.

The highlight of the day was trying to sneak the new Large Fish McDeluxe Value Meal, a couple more burgers and some milkshakes under my army jacket. Knew it was fucking obvious, but I still do dunno and hoped that the guards were some dumb asses who doesnt give a damn. Plan failed miserably. Managed to get my friend to sneak in the burgers later on while I created a commotion at the counter.

Should have just gone with popcorn and coke.