Keroro Gunsou

Had the most boring day ever. Was bored of moping around the house doing random nothings, so i decided to lock pick into my housemate's room to check out the porn on his pc. Nothing much, nothing arousing. Then I came across this anime -Keroro Gunsou.

Again, my first impression was wtf. Yea, I know I'm going wtf a lot lately but upon first impression, I thought that it'd most probably be some dumb boring cute anime. But hell was I wrong. It's the funniest anime I've seen since School Rumble. The plot is about this frog like alien trying to rule the world but somehow, he aint really motivated and always gets distracted. I think. Just watched a few random episodes and that's what I think the story is about.

Definitely in my must watch list.

Fuckers

Came across this post at Gizmodo.com and I was like wtf. Some people really have nothing better to do.







Here we are, contemplating on how to afford a PS3 and this fucker turns one into a bbq pit. MOFOs.

FlyFM Birthday Bash

This entry is just to serve as a reminder so that Kiwi doesn't sneak off to Phuket on her own. And also a warning to Kiwi to not sneak off to Phuket on her own.

Yea, for the first time in my life, I hear our lucky draw number being chanted out digit by digit till the end. And at the first draw. Didn't really know how to react to it and almost missed redeeming the prize. Air tickets for two to Phuket, and free accomodation for 3 days. Anyway, this is all thanks to Marvin who won some tickets to the FlyFM 1 year old celebration which was held at Extreme Park, Sunway.

Started off with doubts as it was cold and rainy. Thankfully, some of the local bands (OAG, One Buck Shot, etc) managed to pump up the atmosphere and get the crowd wild. We decided to leave when the crowd in front started behaving like monkeys in heat, jumping and bonking other males of their kind. Thankfully it was near the end of the show and we were starving our guts out.

Again, a reminder: Kiwi, don't sneak off with the tickets!!!!!!!!!

Horse Attack

My colleague and I went fishing at Sukida on Sunday. Yea, the same place where my colleague got kicked by a horse. I was laughing my ass off when he told how the horse kicked him and stuff. How scary can a horse get, I thought. Damn, how wrong could I get.

We just finished fishing and were about to start packing when those bloody horses started prancing over. Four of them. Pony size horses but still stood tall reaching the length of my shoulder. I was holding a packet of bread where one horse snapped at it. Holy shit. Scared the hell out of me. Hid the bread in my bag and ran for cover. The horses started tearing up everything they could ignoring our threats. They tore open our chips, bait and anything that seemed edible. It wasn't a laughing matter anymore. I was terrified of them. My friend almost got kicked again when he lifted a stick up high to scare the horses away, avoiding it just when the horse turned around to kick him. It was no longer a laughing matter.

Fucking horses.

Diet Day#end

I've been living a lie.

After ten days of dieting, and countless packets of soya milk, I hereby declare an end to this nonsense.

Well, maybe its not all a waste since my appetite has been cut down to at least half. And knowing how big my appetite originally was, half is a big accomplishment.

Alright. Moving on.

What's next...

Diet Day#11

Had been car pooling with my house mates whenever I'm doing the day shift. The good part about car pooling would a couple of bucks saved on petrol and you can point a finger at your car mate saying that he's the reason for being late.

The bad part of car pooling would be that you don't control your own time. And worse if your colleagues are the type who dilly dally and take hours planning dinner. And worse of all if you skipped breakfast and lunch and dinner starts at 9pm. A hungry man is an angry man. I was fucking pissed, so wishing that I had driven myself.

Dinner was late, heavy and pleasant.

Diet Day #10

Dieting during the day is harder than I expected. Drinking at breakfast while colleagues munch on their breakfast isn't an encouraging thing. For the first time, I am actually thankful that the food in the cafeteria tastes like crap.

Worked late today. Which meant late dinner. My limit is about eight pm before my hand starts shaking and foam starts gathering around my mouth. Dinner was good and heavy. A complete meal consisting of fish, pork, chicken, tofu and vegetables. Guess food tastes good if you take it once in a while. The last time we had them almost everyday, and even the best of food tastes sickening if you have it too often.

Diet Day #9

Haven’t slept this blissfully in a while now. Today was spent lazing around the house feeling numb and floaty. Didn’t do a single thing today where I’d just lie on my favorite sofa staring at rain drops fall. I’ve discovered inner peace.

Took me a while to realize that it was already dark and I haven’t had anything to eat for the day. I’m adapting to the diet schedule. Dinner was lazy. Boiled frankfurters sandwiched between bread and topped with mustard and ketchup. Another successful diet day.

It’d be nice if everyday was as dreamy and floaty as today.

Diet Day #8

A Sunday. The seventh day of the week and a rest day as declared by God. Therefore, a rest day it shall be.

Woke up early for squash today only to find that all the courts were fully booked till later in the evening. Splendid. I’m just not meant to sweat out. Too bad the alternative plan wasn’t a really healthy one. Dimsum, dimsum and more dimsum. Thank God it’s my rest day. My first solid breakfast in a week. Noticed the reduction of intake and that’s a good sign.

Tried out the bass guitar at Marve’s place after that. The joke of starting a band came up a couple of weeks back, but after a few more gatherings, the topic was still on, so maybe we’d give it a shot after all. Guess we need new activities to spark up our consistently boring and meaningless life. So, we’d have our vocalist, Lobak; Marvin our lead guitarist and I’ll be trying out the bassist role. I know nuts about music and I’m tone deaf. This is gonna be one hell of a fucked up band. Anyway, we still have vacancy for drummer. Anymore losers out there who might be interested?

Then, time for the main agenda of the day. Met up with Tracy, Luke and Lobak at Shogun to satisfy all the cravings and lust that have been torturing me over the week. It is time to put an end to that torment. Food never tasted better. Had lots of healthy bean curd and a couple of other stuff. I am still on diet after all. With this, I hope the cravings will leave me alone for at least a month.

A day well spent.

Diet Day #7

Diet went smooth today. Yea, it’s still on. Yesterday was just unavoidable. It didn’t fail at will. I can do it. Diet is still on.

Had a late dinner and slept with a full stomach today. Had a decent meal consisting of some tuna, chicken balls and some vegetables. But an hour or so after dinner, I was overwhelmed by exhaustion and I just dozed off. It was 11pm, so I guess my bio clock is slowly ticking back to normal. Though I jumped up awake at 3am again. This time, thankfully, I manage to drift back to sleep almost immediately.

I was jokingly complaining to my brother that I still see no results of me dieting. Well, he was saying that there should be visible results in about 4 days and it has past my 6th day. So, he consulted his up-line on my situation, and he told me that I’d need at least 8 months. You are too fucking fat, he said. Damn it. Who in the hell won’t lose weight while undergoing a liquid diet for 8 months? I’ll give it another 2 months at most for this product to prove itself. It’d cost more than a thousand bucks if I carried on that shit for 8 months. I rather be fat but happier with a thousand bucks more to spare.

Diet Day#6

Diet plan failed.

I am so weak. I thought I could at least last a week straight. I can't even follow a simple diet schedule. Well, I knew it was impossible in the first place when I had plans for the day with friends. Consolation would be the small portion of lunch I had. A miserable portion of steak which could hardly fill my appendix. Guess that would be pretty harmless in a way.

Dinner was massive, again. Pizza Hut all thanks to a majority vote of friends. It sucked being the minority group where you get overuled by the lot. So, we had pizza and I had 4 slices. 4 slices and I wasn't even pushing it. The rest (guys) only had two slices and were complaining that they were bursting. I wonder if there is that much difference in appetite and storage. Or rather that others have better self control.

Diet Day#5

Today went all too smoothly. I totally skipped my breakfast and lunch. Guess I woke up just in time for dinner. Still having problems correcting my bio clock. Tried sleeping from 2am only to finally sleep at 7am when rays of light scared me back to my dark room. The worse part was not about not being able to sleep. It was hunger that was driving me nuts. A mental torture. I was at the verge of snapping when thoughts of salmon, octopus and snails kept flooding my mind. I could almost taste them.

Woke up, mentally snapped and started calling anyone who might be interested in joining me for a buffet. Too bad nobody was interested in binging on a weekday. Even the unemployed ones. Such a sad day. Then Kiwi asked me out for tennis which I happily agreed to because I was so sick of playstation-ing, reading, sleeping, and practically doing nothing. I was sick to the gut.

And the bird had to ffk when I was halfway driving to meet her, because she forgot her shoes. Well, actually I was thankful to that cause I was already shivering from hunger. Yea, I shiver when I get too hungry. And after shivering for a while, my arms and hands start cramping up. No shit. Happened a couple of times so far and it is not pleasant.

Had some pork noodles and some seafood (lala and balitung or siput hisap). Food tasted heavenly, especially after eating my own shitty cooking for a week straight. Again, a memory of the past was triggered. I had always thought that sucking out the flesh from the ‘siput hisap’ was a pretty natural and easy thing to do. Only when I came to Uni did I find out that it wasn’t an easy task for others. A couple of my friends had problem sucking. There was one ended up bashing/cracking the shell up and then only eating the flesh. Primitive and pure instincts. Reminds me of a National Geographic scene where the bird swoops up a clam/snail and letting it drop down to the hard rocks below, cracking the shell and exposing its tender and delicious flesh.

Diet Day#4

Yea, diet is still on. Though some weird symptoms started to arise. Was watching Land of the Dead where zombies rip and tear people open throughout the whole movie. It was one heck of a bloody movie. Guts being ripped out from the body, decapitation, finger nails snapping and lots of other bloody scenes. A mindless movie which might be fun to watch with a group of friends. But never on an empty stomach.

Zombies ripped intestines out, I saw strings of sausages. Zombies chewing on human meat with blood oozing everywhere, I saw lamb chops with thick mushroom gravy. Zombies munching off own hand, I did stare at my own hand for a brief moment.

Not a good sign. But manage to pull through the day.

Dinner was healthy today. Ingredients wise, but not proportion wise. Green vegetables, some balls, noodles and lots of tofu. I bet I could feed a family of three with that portion. Too bad I had realized it only after I finished cooking. Almost puked from over eating. Guess my friend wasn’t exaggerating when he said I totally sucked at estimating.