Near Death Experience

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Lesson in life

My friend was fishing the other day when a horse approached him. The bugger had been pestering the anglers around by stealing their bait. The horse, not my friend.

So, my friend and the horse looked eye to eye.

The horse made the first move and went for the bait.

My friend slapped the horse.

The horse turned around.

My friend was about to celebrate his victory when the horse gave him a kick in the groin.

Alright, not his groin, but the horse kicked his ass.

Luckily, he just suffered some bumps and bruises.

Morale of the story - never slap a hungry horse.

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