Judgement Day

A friend had been begging me to post up something new or rather anything new as it burns his eyes every time he comes in to check for updates and sees the image of Paris Hilton there. So, this entry might be a forced entry.

Was hanging out with a friend the other day and he was like going "Hey, lets go check the gals out and rate them." I went with the plan and the conversation went something like this:

"Whoa. Check out that girl in red. She's hot. I'll give her a 7."

"She's ok. I'll rate her 6."

"How bout that one? Urgh. Wrong angle. She's just a 3."

"Errr, she ain't too bad right?"

"Whoa. Hot mom at 3 o'clock. Man. She's a 8~! Her husband is a lucky dog!!!"

"Dude, who are we to judge people like this? I think I can hear those gals over here rating guys as well. And you are like point five."

"Wtf! Nice way for pulling us back to reality point one!"

Somehow, it just didn't feel right rating people like that.

It just felt wrong.

Foot reflexology

I finally gathered my courage to go for foot reflexology and I was so glad I did it. It was the best thing ever having my feet massaged, poked and pampered. Felt like I had a brand new set of feet.

Had always wanted to try it out before this but I had a phobia for foot reflexology. All thanks to a cousin of mine. Or was it my uncle. Not too sure about that. We weren't too close I guess. Well, he was a foot masseur, so I asked him to give me one. He squeezed one of my toe so hard and it felt like someone kicking me in the nuts. Didn't dare to try out ever since.

But those days are gone. Muahahaha. Face your fears. Embrace them. Conquer them.

Peer Pressure

Sunny, a colleague of mine used to be all quiet and passive. Yea, passive would be the word. However, after a year of mixing with assholes, he too evolved and started devoting himself to assholism.

Was sitting in his car when I noticed a miniature Ferrari car on his dashboard.

MJ: Hey, what's this? (Picking up the car and believe me, that wasn't a question)

Sunny: If I told you that was a potato, would you believe me?

MJ: ... what the fuck~!!?? KNN~!

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Yea, I know ... now its you guys going wtf.

Sigh.

This blog is getting dry. As dry as my current life.

Sigh.

KLIA Casualties

It was a dark day in Advance Cargo Centre, KLIA where a desktop computer blew up, killing 5, injuring 23 and 7 missing. It was just bloody.

What a grim day indeed.

Foreign fishes

Came across this post at Boingboing.net and it just felt funny. That fish with human like teeth aka pacu is a pretty common fish over here. Quite a game fish where those ugly teeth can bite through hooks and line. Over here, people catch them so often and that we get sick of it while over there in Texas, there seem to be a big hoo-haa.

But I guess it was the same situation when we caught a bass over here. Old post where someone caught a Peacock Bass.

Sometimes I do wonder how did these foreign fishes get into our local waters.

Flesh Frenzy

Was chatting with a friend when the topic of groping in public places came up. Basically, almost everyone of her friends has experienced being a victim of sexual harassment. Being pinched in the ass and groped in the tits was quite a norm, but one of her friend's experience was pretty disturbing. There was this guy rubbing at her ass, and she found out later that her back was filled with semen. The guy fucking masturbated on her on the LRT. And I thought that this kinda scenes only happen in hentai manga. It's time to start inventing something like a portable penis cleaver or ripper.

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Watched 'Superman Returns' last night and I was so hoping for the sequal 'The Death of Superman'. One of the most boring shows I've ever seen so far. A freaking long movie where this 'lelaki besi' (I wonder how they are gonna translate Iron Man if that show ever comes out) goes around saving people with no actual enemy to defeat. Urgh. Why do I always have to choose to watch the sucky shows.

Should have just watched Remp-it.

Herbal Life Formula 1

I'm still wondering how the hell did I get convinced to try one of those expensive diet drinks. Sigh. Hundred over bucks for a bottle of something that looked like Milo. I'm gonna use that bottle for a very long time. A very long time.

So, that diet drink is supposed to be able to replace one full meal. Mixed it up with low fat milk and it actually tasted quite good. Tried it the other day and I suffered from hunger the whole night. Had it again last night and joined my housemates for dinner thinking that I'd just have a drink. Plan backfired and ended up binging. Tonight, I screwed the drink and I'm going for buffet.

I have a feeling that this diet plan is gonna turn ugly.







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On a seperate account, one of the users died at the work place just now.

Once again, I am reminded on how fragile life is.

Sigh.

Noob driver in KL

It just feels great being able to blog today.

Got my new old car a while back and this was the first time driving to KL during rush hour. Brought along a couple of my colleagues so that I don't die alone. I felt lost and disorientated while driving on the road compared to while I'm on the bike. Still need some adaptation to it I guess. Was totally oblivious of my surroundings and had to depend a hundred percent on my navigator. A navigator who directed the way in Mandarin. Not that I totally suck at Mandarin, but I guess I'm two second slow when it comes to left right in Mandarin.


Navigator: Zhuo~! (Left)

Me : Zhuo, zhuo ... oh~! Right~! Shit~! Can't turn~! Too late~!

Navigator: Why didnt you fucking turn earlier???

Me : Zhuo my ass~! Told you I'm a freaking banana.



Anyway, managed to reach our destination - Lowyat and got myself my first 19" LCD. Woo Hoo~! Hmmmmmm, if I cut my rice consumption by two bowls, I should be able to make it through the month.

The ride back was hell. My navigator went on berserk mode and started slamming on the honk whenever a car tries cutting in. He punches the honk whenever he sees some cute gal pass. He even does that when a car moves slow in front.

There goes my hope to live in KL.

Sigh.

Anyway, managed to reach home safely, took a cold shower, read some Buddhist scriptures, and went to bed. Was too shaken to tend to my new toy.

Sniff.

My post got published in a book~!

Remember the post on my Langkawi trip somewhere last year? Well, there was a comment there asking if it was okay to publish my post on Langkawi on his book. What the heck, I thought and said okay.

Was slacking at office just now and was browsing through my junk mail when I thought one of the sender sounded kinda familiar. It was the guy again, who have now published the book, and he sent me the softcopy version as promised before. It was quite a pleasant suprise when I had totally forgotten about the whole incident.
























Title and cover of the book

The book can also be purchased online.

Well, its no big deal, but it is something that doesnt happen everyday i guess. Plus, he also published the part where the kiwi was trying to run away from the shark.

Fat Immigrant

It's been a while since I last looked at myself on the mirror. Didn't think I changed much but I might be wrong.

Went to this one petrol station with my colleagues,an indian and a chinese. The Indian guy went out to pump petrol when the petrol pump boy asked:

"Ini dua mau hantar mana?"


Wtf man. From this situation, I can only work out two possibilities.

#1 My friend and I look like illegal immigrants.

#2 My Indian friend look like a bloody pimp.


Man, I have no idea what's going on anymore.

Polyboot

Was stranded at work last night just because of one damn virus - polyboot. The virus sounds like some cute harmless pokemon but I was wondering what the fuck happened. The damn virus hides itself in the boot sector of the hard disk and prevents the hard disk from booting up. Did a long 3 pointer shot with the hard disk. That should have killed it. Almost smashed up the second brand new replacement hard disk after it failed to boot up after several times of formatting.

Was out of my wits already and finally, the technical sifu here finished watching an episode of Simpsons. Asked him, or rather, begged him for help. Did a virus scan on it and results showed the fucking virus. Never did it cross my mind that it'd be a virus attack.

Did a boot up to DOS and performed:

C:\>fdisk /mbr

One minute. And the problem was solved.

I spent one fucking day working on it.

Fuck the polyboot virus.

MC

Took my first fake MC the other day and it just felt kinda weird trying to cheat a professional doctor. Didn't feel like buying an MC straight away in case the Dr said no, and making me look like a fool. I wonder if the doctor actually bought my crappy acting, or he just played along. Told him that I was suffering from diarrhea throughout the night, had been purging out blood and shit. Was asked to lie down where he began poking parts of my stomach while I pretended to grimace in pain and thought of which part should be logically pain.

Dr: "Does it hurt here?"
Me: "Urgh~! Ouch~! It hurts!"
Dr: "That's your appendix."
Me: "Oh...shit..."
Dr: "Well, don't have to worry. It's not THAT swollen yet."

Damn. So, he's saying that its slightly swollen? Anyway, managed to get the MC and the day off.

Didnt think that it'd be this easy.

More MCs to come in future. Lau sai king. Muahahaha.

Vacancy

A friend asked me to ask around if anyone out there needs a job or anything, so heck.


"Database administrator with slight knowledge of PHP and networking."

.....

Damn. Thats the only info passed to me. Anyway, anyone whos interested, just let me know and I'll hook you up with the gal.

Yea, the gal's dad owns the company.

Almost sounded like a pimp.

Simple Chemistry

Bob got balls.


He screwed one of our uplines through email earlier this morning.


Our project manager screws back and says that he's in deep shit.


Brainless.


But got balls.


Brainless + Balls = Deep Shit


Bad combination.

Deja-vu

Wonder if the weed i had been smoking taking effect, or am i suffering from serious hallucination. But nowadays, whatever event that cross my life, its as if I have experienced it before. The place I was at, new faces whom I've just met, the feeling that i felt, everything that resolves around me, I have felt it before. It's kinda creepy at times yet amusing to me. Wonder what is this feeling that I'm feeling.

Vacation Eve

Finally, tomorrow night, I'll begin my vacation. A 16 days vacation (inclusive of annual leave, weekends and public holidays). Wonder what am I gonna do for half a month. Wont really call it a vacation, since I dont have any plans to begin with. Guess its those typical vacation where I just stay at home and get fat and bored. Hope to finish all my RPG games by then.

Well, lets see what I have been up to lately. I had been wasting my time again being engrossed with some shoujo manga titled Ichigo 100%. Addictive but always give me the impression that I'm wasting my life again. Well, had this feeling too many times already. And still not doing anything about it, so not gonna give a fuck about it. Aih~!

Last night, we went to this new pay pond. Yea, I am still going night fishing eventhough it seems like a bloody waste of time not catching anything worth mentioning. But yesterday, we felt like real anglers. At least my colleague, Azlan, felt like one. He caught a pretty decent game fish during the last seconds of our trip.

We also found out later that the pond offered some jackpot fishing prize. All you have to do is catch a fish weighing 8kg and above, and you'll win RM500 bucks in cash + the snowballed money. Sounds easy huh? Well, I already have ideas of stuffing a caught fish with stones and heavy stuff to make it 8 kg. If that works, I guess I will be quitting my job and start my profession as a full time angler cum conman.

Alright guys~! Happy holidays~! And Happy Chinese New Year~!

Moving on

Finally decided to move on in life. Tired of sleeping 20 hours a day (office hours and off office hours), tired of moaning on the same old topic of how depressing and dead life is, tired of having dreams but no initiative of achieving them. It is time to move on.

Wanna do something different. Something like Batik Corner which is something new to me but somewhat AMUSING to Lobak. Did that blog just for fun, just to show the pics to my aunt in Australia. I had fun snapping pictures of the batik (my thanks and apologies to Marve and his mom for wasting their time), arranging them, editing them a little on Photoshop, hosting the pictures online and seeing that the site actually amuses a minority group of people out there. Pointless but fun. Something different. Something unique. Just got a nice graphic pen and cant wait to start my graffiti hobby again. Remembering the good old days when I used to leave graffiti on every table I sat on during University.

Gave up my Puchong apartment, planning to sell or get rid of every stuff there, and move ahead. No more looking back. Gonna live like Im gonna die at 25 years of age.

PS - Im not smoking any weed while writing this entry.