Happy Chinese New Year.
I can't recall how many times I actually repeated that phrase. Nothing new this year. Same old relatives, visiting and gambling. Nothing interesting.
Wait. I broke my brand new bed. Scared the shit out of my bro. According to him, the conversation went something like this:
"CRACK" (Bed collapsed)
Me : Whoa. Wtf????
Bro: You fucking broke the bed.
Me : Oh.....SNOREEEEE........ZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZ.....
Bro: WTF.
8 comments:
u broke the bloody bed??!! howw??!!
omfg.
my goodness!!! did i c wrongly???u broke the bed... hope is coz the bed is jus too old n not u being over weight!!!! haha
michelle: it was a brand new bed. But of course, the base was made out of cheap wood. I repeat. Cheap wood.
trace: how? I was just rolling left and rolling right. Hmmmmm, and I was asking why my aunt's new bed was creaking when I slept there. Hmmmmmm....
is depressing.... hahaha...
wei..u repeated 'happy new year' not 'happy chinese new year' rite...?
kk fine. Even cousin cari gaduh d.
ma cibai punya budak..didnt sleep well, vomit twice and had diarhoea because of him....sedut all his bad karma
aron....is my brother.
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