Lesson in life

My friend was fishing the other day when a horse approached him. The bugger had been pestering the anglers around by stealing their bait. The horse, not my friend.

So, my friend and the horse looked eye to eye.

The horse made the first move and went for the bait.

My friend slapped the horse.

The horse turned around.

My friend was about to celebrate his victory when the horse gave him a kick in the groin.

Alright, not his groin, but the horse kicked his ass.

Luckily, he just suffered some bumps and bruises.

Morale of the story - never slap a hungry horse.

Dead Or Alive The Movie

I rather be dead.

Somehow, I have a talent for picking bad movies. Really bad ones. Then it reflected on me. I was the chosen one. Chosen to sacrifice time, frustrations and the price of a movie ticket and a large popcorn. And it is my destiny to warn others of these trash movies so that they do not suffer the same fate. Let’s hope I’m not too late.

I didn’t even plan to watch a movie that day. But loitering alone in a shopping complex somehow made me change my mind. I accidentally stepped into the cinema’s lobby and found myself looking at a list of movies that weren’t appealing at all. Then I came face to face with the D.O.A poster. Right away, images of the DOA I know came flooding through my mind. When I came to my senses, I was already munching popcorn and sipping coke in the cinema.

The show started and in 5 minutes, the nightmare began. When I contemplating on watching the movie, I was thinking how bad a movie could be. Well, it couldn’t have been worse. Fake CG, ugly chicks, boring fight scenes, and ridiculous story line. Urgh. A complete disaster. Even the attempt to spice up the movie with hot and sexy scenes was a total turn off.

What I was expecting:


Ayane the babe


Kasumi the adorable


Tina the beauty


What I saw:


Ayane the eyesore


Kasumi the horrible


Tina the bullshit

Call me sick but I rather fap to those CG gals than those real gals featured in the movie.

My own little world

Is ignorance bliss?

Or would is it better to face the harsh truth?

You tell me.

Foot reflexology

I finally gathered my courage to go for foot reflexology and I was so glad I did it. It was the best thing ever having my feet massaged, poked and pampered. Felt like I had a brand new set of feet.

Had always wanted to try it out before this but I had a phobia for foot reflexology. All thanks to a cousin of mine. Or was it my uncle. Not too sure about that. We weren't too close I guess. Well, he was a foot masseur, so I asked him to give me one. He squeezed one of my toe so hard and it felt like someone kicking me in the nuts. Didn't dare to try out ever since.

But those days are gone. Muahahaha. Face your fears. Embrace them. Conquer them.

NHK ni Youkoso! Welcome to the NHK!

No, it's not what you think it is.

When I finished watching the first episode, the first thing that went through my mind was "What the fuck~!". I was almost hesitant to carry on with the anime, but boredom got the better of me, so I watched it anyway.

Turned out that it wasn't too bad after all. Well, it wasn't very good but it caught my attention. The story was about this guy, Sato Tatsuhiro who was a hikkikomori, which literally means that he has chosen to hide and withdraw from social life. Then comes along this girl, Misaki, who tries to rescue Sato from his mental state. Well, they'd most probably end up together as that is surely to happen in typical animes.

The unique thing about this anime would be Sato's involvement in game development. A hentai game. Now, that's something you don't see everyday.

Check it out for a change. It's not bad and no, it's not some hentai.

Breakfast fusion

Ran out of milk this morning.

It must have been my stomach doing the thinking when I decided to have my cornflakes with a can of Malta.

It sucked big time.

Kids, don't try this at home.

Metal Gear Solid

MGS is a god game.

MGS is just so cool.

This two phrases kept playing in my mind when I finally decided to pick up my dusty copy of MGS Subsistence. The only problem would be ... understanding what was so godly or cool about the game. This is the 3rd time I'm giving this series a chance since MGS 1. And I've decided ... screw this damn game.

Alright, maybe its cool for its complexity and godly for the many things you can do in stealth mode. Guess I'm just not meant to be a stealth person. Guess I'm just too impatient for the game. I was ambushed by rattlesnakes and crocodiles right at the start of the game. A patrol soldier stepped on me when I was lying low in the grass. Enemies were 24-7 alert and hunting for me when I was supposed to be none existent to them.

Alright, excuse me. Gotta get back to Soul Calibre.

Platonic Relationship

Was having lunch with Kiwi the other day and the topic of platonic relationship came up. She was talking about platonic relationship which she also refered to as a fuck buddy relationship. So, we ended up arguing on the definition of it where I insisted that it was a none sexual relationship.

Our arguement led to a bet which led to me having a free lunch.

Free food always tastes better. I have no idea why.

Thanks for the food gal.

...

Sigh.

Damn obvious that I've ran out of stuff to blog about.

Sniff.

Sukida

I still can't believe I woke up at 6am and travelled for an hour and a half just to take a couple of crappy pictures.





Alrite. It was a another failed fishing trip. Yet to break my fishless curse.