I love swimming

So, I had been swimming a bit lately.

Learning how to do the dolphin movement in order to learn the butterfly. So much for the dolphin as it looks more like a manatee to others. Saturdays are now spent floating around on Marvin's float gazing at staring up at the blue sky and white clouds the dark crimson sky above hoping that a hellgate will open up and let orcs out to wipe out mankind.

So...

Last week, we decided to start diving. Yea, there were only three goofballs in the entire pool who played around the pool. So, I was the first to dive. Did an almighty leap, high and far. Was curving nicely into the water already and I suddenly realised something - the pool wasn't deep enough. Sliced through the water, my hands made contact with the pool floor at top speed, sending tremors down my back and neck and I think I heard a snap.

Twisted my neck severely and I swam like a good boy after that.